Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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