nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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