You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
last night I used snow as a chaser
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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