I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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