i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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