Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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