I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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