i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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