i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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