wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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