brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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