You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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