you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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