from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Drunk is not a location!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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