mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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