ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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