So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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