Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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