; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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