its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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