id be glad to
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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