She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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