its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
