my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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