It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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