No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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