dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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