apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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