i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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