There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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