Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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