is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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