you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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