first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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