You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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