Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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