He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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