why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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