so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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