They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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