Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
