Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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