It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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