So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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