We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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