omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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