Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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