Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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