Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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