You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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