Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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