like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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