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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i already hear my dad disowning me
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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