That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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